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Saxmann Returns After a Long Hiatus

2004-11-22T08:19:00.000-08:00

Helloooo once more. Yes its been a long time. A long time by u ppls standards. Yes u ppl who have been pestering and pesticiding me to go on-the-line. yes those who are guilty i dun have to say but u noe who u are (ooh love that line...). Tsk. But, whatever. I am back here after two days. Busy finding income or moo-lah as it is known to those of u who are singaporean cows. Well, acoording to the richer dad, poorer son theorem (roberta teriyaki), when one has insufficient allowance to cope with ones lifestyle (no matter if it is not stylish), one finds greener pastures (yes yes i noe only georgiebushland notes are green). Here are the steps;(1) During the right season (and only for brownian ppl like me), go to ppls houses. Do not bother with whether one noes the inhabitants of a particlar dwelling (guess wat? i dunno the names of half of them). Better yet, tailgate with ones parents (free car ride for slumber or to listen to repeats of britneys prerogative which-most-ppl-dun-really-need-to-be-reminded-of).
(2) Upon arrival at the specific dwelling (specific as in each one has its own weird pts), one eats the cakes and sweets and wahatever sustenance has been dished out, of course only when invited to (and the wating period may be quite long and awkward while one stares at the omnipresent food).
(3) One then dinks drinks drinks. Wihtout getting drunk. But with a high possibilty of diabetes mellitus of course. Often, variations include non-vintage 2004 Mirinda Orangenay produced in the klang valley in Malaysia. Also, one may sometimes, on special request, come across iced-treated-fluorified-and-boiled tap water.
(4) Fourthly, one engages in pointless conversations, oftem termed uncivitas as gossip. If not, one watches others relishing in such engagements. In the meantime, one has the choice of either staring in awe at the engagees (or in complete misunderstanding), or one can engage oneself in cleaning out ones wallet of ezlink receipts.
(5) Finally, at the end of it all, one reaches out ones hands in staged piety and purported respect and... voila! presto shox! one receives ones just rewards for enduring seemingly-endless boredom. Envelope with money. Who could have thought of that? Certainly not those bangladeshi-workers-and-filipino-maids-remittance-thingies.
This years income is quite good. Blessings huh? Anw, enjoy wats left of ur life. one more month until purgatory (forgive my apparent misuse of ecumenical dogma). sorry. meant school there. Hav Fun! Cya later buayas (or Ali Gators).

Yours temporarily (but mine perpetually),
Saxmann

The most well-endeared and well-endowed Saxmann will return soon with his thoughts on the issue of underusage of the taggie-boardie-thingy. Until then, he will retire to his estate in Saxmannland.

Saxmann Returns After a Long Hiatus

2004-11-22T07:31:00.000-08:00

Hello again. ok ok. now i hav really been gone for a long time by your ppls's standards. yes ur ppl who hav been pestering and pesticiding me to use the net and the pc and whatever other paraphernalia u hav conjured in those sick pentium minds of urs... ok sorry abt that. anw, havent been writing for 2 days straight. apparently finding income . following the rich dad poor son theory , if one has insufficient allowance , one must endeavour to search for greener pastures . so one goes around ppls houses, , one eats their cakes and sweets and drinks their mirinda or pepsi or sometimes tea, one stays for a while, one maybe engages in conversation , or one maybe watches others engaging in conversation while cleaning ones wallet , and finally, one reaches out ones hand in piety and voila! presto shox! one receives ones just rewards for that single period of tormenting boredom. hehe. and guess wat? this years income is quite gd... well all blessings rite? anw, enjoy life while it lasts gd ppl. only one mth+++ left until we all reach purgatory. oh sorry . meant school there. cya later buayas !

Yours temporarily ,
Saxmann

His most well-endeared and most well-endowed Saxmann the Man will be addressing the issue of taggy-boarddie underusage in his next typie.

2004-11-19T08:45:00.000-08:00

Greetings. Good Saxmann here. 2 great milestones fellow Sims! 2 more stones! rather 2 birds with one stone. nvm ... pt is tt, i haave witnessed the wonders of javascript, once thought to bea form of coffee from an island in Indonesia. And of html too! Secondly, i have started my own tagboard! Feel free to comment or tag! With this achievements, it wont be long before yours truly can beat wat matrix guy keanu reeves was acting as. So. So. So, enjoy!

Yours throughly and thoroughly,
Saxmann

The honourable Saxmann the First wil be telling us all of many more of the exciting things in his life in the next edition of the Saxmannland Tribune. Dont forget to get a copy when the trademark tabloid comes out!

Sims Welcome and Celebrate the long-awaited Technologization of Saxmannland

2004-11-18T08:34:00.000-08:00

Dear good citizens of my first blogland (if u are wondering, thats your cue), i bid you all a fond welcome. On this great day, another milestone has been etched onto the eternal tablets of history. The world has witnessed yours truly, Saxmann, Mbbs (which means *ting* mmboppswittatoppmydowapps//...), entering the unfamiliar lands of technology. No longer shall we live in the stone age with pen and paper but with hotmail.com and hotmale.com (oops. err... hotmali.com. yar hot place in africa that is) and msn.com and vjcblackboard.com (oh i must tell you, i really can't remember my password for that wretched site) and "semua yang sewaktu dengannya" (umm.. means *ting again* et cetera lar. not peter cetera... nice voice though). As is in tandem with the revolution in Saxmannland to be more saxy (spelling right mr hoe?), so is this blog the first attempt to join into the folds of the netbrethrenofpeoplewhoaresofree. Mark my words, fellow men (and women... happy u feminists?), i will try my utmostestest bestest to update it regularly. So be warned. Veni Vidi Vici. No no. (stupid keybored). i meant we will see we will come and we will... aiyar just don't forget to bookmark this book. or site. or whatever. With this last words (and with your irritance at reading my thoughts-in-brackets), I do say Adieu.

Yours Thoroughly and Throughly,
Saxmann

Watch out for the next edition to Saxmannland Tribune where our Great Leader the Venerable Saxmann the First will enlighten us to his most exciting life.